She thinks my spex are sexy

(Marie’s song to the tune of Kenny Chesney’s She thinks my tractor’s sexy)

Sliding down my nose in the hot summer sun
my thick, heavy spex, lordy here she comes
staring at my plastic frames and the lenses I need to see
I tilt my head a bit and the white rings gleam
push 'em up my nose and the girl just beams
Just look at her face, she ain’t a-foolin’ me

She thinks my spex are sexy, they really turn her on
She’s always staring at me while I’ve got my glasses on
She likes the way they shine just like a coin fresh from the mint
She’s even kinda crazy ’bout my bare-eyed squint
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
she thinks my spex are sexy

She likes for me to tell her all about my sight
how I can't read the signs or see well at night
everything's a fog, I need a guide dog if my spex aren't on
She says she's got a dream and I ask what it is
She wants a little house full of myopic kids
and one more teeny-weeny squint before I take her home

She thinks my spex are sexy, they really turn her on
She’s always staring at me while I’ve got my glasses on
She likes the way they shine just like a coin fresh from the mint
She’s even kinda crazy ’bout my bare-eyed squint
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
she thinks my spex are sexy

Well, she ain't into legs or a cute, tight butt
but if your eyes are bad, man her eyes light up

She thinks my spex are
She thinks my spex are sexy, they really turn her on
She’s always staring at me while I’ve got my glasses on
She likes the way they shine just like a coin fresh from the mint
She’s even kinda crazy ’bout my bare-eyed squint
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
she thinks my spex are sexy
she thinks my spex are sexy
she thinks my spex are sexy

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